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Not Sam Harris's avatar

If Dracula isn't gay then why did James Webb kick him out of NASA

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John McWaters's avatar

Lmao

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Mike E's avatar

Dracula and Frankenstein are not gay. The Wolfman however is gay as a pan flute.

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John McWaters's avatar

This is so real

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Dodger Paschall's avatar

Hilarious

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Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

What in Gods name? Like actually.

Two incredibly important novels, by any account, and this midwit declared them “for girls and gays.”

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John McWaters's avatar

In the most charitable reading possible of her statement, she was saying only the girls and gays read Dracula and Frankenstein. Which is also laughable.

I do my best to stab at why she arrived there in this article, but I really don’t think anything sums it up better than TikTok brain rot

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Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

Agreed. The TikTok brain rot is real. FWIW, I’m a married woman and in my late 30’s. I moved to a new city and country a few years ago and making female friends is, wow.

Many of the women I meet are somewhere on the spectrum from standard issue TikTok brain rot to full on Aunt Linda.

Like, I don’t care what a friend thinks about politics. I want to do woman stuff like go to yoga and get coffee.

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John McWaters's avatar

I repeatedly have run ins with a couple friends of mine and they want to talk politics or what ever I’m just astounded by how bad the takes are

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Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

One friend of mine, who I really like, said of DJT “Didn’t he stack the court?” and I was like, “Do you mean that per the process outlined in the Constitution people were nominated and then voted on by the Senate?” 🫠

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John McWaters's avatar

😭😭😭 the lying has to stop at some point. I’m tired of dealing with the downstream consequences of some twink on TikTok deciding to lie about everything going on for clout.

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Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

The straight up lying is a huge problem. One creator from France told Americans if they move they don’t have to pay their student loans.

They know they are lying, and the CCP is like “This is great. Boost in algorithm.”

It makes cable news look like Firing Line.

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